Feb 13

Feb 13 Valentine’s Candy, Ranked

My name is Elizabeth Winkler, I have never technically had a valentine, and I care deeply about candy; keep reading for my ~definitive ranking~ of the best V-Day sweets!

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#10: White Chocolate

It’s not even?? Real chocolate?? I just?? No.

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#9: Those Heart-Shaped Lollipops™

…?

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#8: Conversation Hearts

Friends. I know these are a classic. But they are truly terrible.

#7: Whatever’s on Sale

Good because cheap. Bad because nobody else wanted it either.

#6: Hershey’s Kisses

1. You can get these literally whenever you want. They are not a special Valentine’s Day thing.

2. If you want to give someone a kiss on Valentine’s Day just, like,……kiss them. (With consent. Obviously.)

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#5: Valentine’s M&Ms

Honestly only better than Kisses because red and white and pink are heckin festive!

#4: SweeTarts Hearts

I’m usually more of a chocolate person, but these are yum and on-theme and infinitely better than the other conversation hearts (see #8) and therefore I approve

#3: Assorted Chocolates

and if the box isn’t heart shaped WHAT are you doing??

#2: Champagne/Rosé Gummies

these are just…so good.

#1: Chocolate Covered Strawberries

I know these aren’t a candy but they’re amazing and festive and they deserve to be first (also you and your ~special person~ can make them! together! which is cutecutecute).

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