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Clever Subject Line: Did You Forget Something?

Clever Subject Line: Did You Forget Something?

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Ask any friend of yours who’s locked down, working/studying, and doing how we would now describe as “pretty good!”—they definitely have 6-8 tabs open on their laptop and cell phone. Some e-mails, scanned library books, maybe even their favorite study-tuber (okay, just me?), and about 3 different types of shopping tabs. There’s the product search results page, on which they are still browsing for the perfect combination of stars and reviews; there’s the full cart, sitting in anticipation of an uncertain click; and there’s the 10-minute-old shipment racking page, reserved for the more committed procrastinators (or maybe just the daftest).

I’d like to call myself a pretty tame shopper. After recovering from my weekend suburban-mall-trip addiction in middle school, I’ve grown increasingly less and less interested in the shopping experience. And while online window-shopping was the high school distraction I had to conquer next, I’ve never been the type of person with a full cart open in a faraway, pitifully hidden tab.

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That’s not to say I haven’t had my fair share of quarantine purchases. Most of mine, however, have been pre-meditated, habitual: the start of a new routine like matcha lattes in the morning or a new candle to burn each month. I’m a stranger to the kind of shopping I’ve been doing in the past few days. A new interest in skincare? Physical devices to extinguish my distress? Gen Z-targeted birth control and liquid blush? Who am I!?

Anyway, I wanted to take this opportunity to discuss the uniqueness of our quarantine purchases. It’s not just paints and puzzles anymore; we’ve collectively evolved past March 2020. Our feigning interest in quarantine trends allows us to now ask the question: what do our unique purchases say about us? Are we vapid? Hopeful? … Have we given up? I don’t have the answers, there’s not a lot of those lying around these days. But I can share my own, in an effort to partake in an exposé of ourselves and our habits.

I share this list without much comment because, well, it’s really open for interpretation. Your guess is as good as mine.

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Ummmm

You know, just exploring other avenues to express our feelings.

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A weighted blanket

But then I was like, wait…my comforter is already pretty heavy and these are… pretty expensive!

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A clip-on book light

Still considering. Need to read more physical books to justify. Reminiscent of the old GAMEBOY light attachment. Very chic.

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A mug warmer

Honestly, why are there not already a common thing? (You: because we have microwaves...?) Okay, but have you seen the selection? Crazy ones that also charge your phone, smart mugs that keep your drink at a constant temperature, smart coasters, wireless warmers, the list goes on! These range from $12-200, so I’m holding off until I have a more permanent home.

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Various The Ordinary products

Youtube rabbit holes and a queue full of Skincare by Hyram. But I can tuck this one under self-care and pre-meditated purchases.

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And, finally, some BC refills

Unwilling to brave my OBGYN office, I opted for an online service, having only ever done so in foreign cities. Here, of course, all of the options I found were carefully marketed, cute, and with painfully terrible customer service. My order has been messed up twice already, but I just want that free chocolate.

I’m nothing if not practical, but that’s not always a positive thing. People keep saying we’ll know more about ourselves than ever when this is all done. I say we’ll just have had more occasions to be self-perplexed.

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